The Core Mepsi Range
Mepsi is a leading manufacturer of minerals, mineral by-products, and drink-flavored liquids.
All of our Mepsi flavors are made with delicious and ‘nutritious’ Mepsinite – the least radioactive of the four forbidden elements. Using our patented tool for blending, you can rely on the smooth, smooth, mildly addictive taste.
We are legally obliged to mention that all of the fine liquid stallions in our stable are clinically proven to be habit-forming. Mepsi Soda should not be consumed by anyone with a family history of asthma, heart disease, or death.
Suggest-A-Flavor Competition
Thanks to the inexorable march of time, it’s somehow (again) our annual “suggest-a-flavor” competition. This year’s finalists include:
Mepsi Spreadable
In a handy tube for keeping in your fridge, glovebox, or first aid kit.
Mepsi Danger
One in every 47 cans contains a powerful sedative.
Mepsi Pinecones and Ashtrays
A thoroughly confusing mixture.
Mepsi Non-Biological
Removes even tough stains.